Monday, April 28, 2008

A broken man.

Like that iron man runner that hobbles towards the finish line in that Gatorade commercial, I am officially done with my first year of university. My finals season was spread out over about two weeks and broke me like a steed. Be it stress or Canada, I have somehow acquired a cold/infection/curse that led Kathryn and I to a French, socialist hospital last night. Alas, I trudge on.

Now that my pity party is over, let's get on to the good stuffs. I officially will NOT fail out of school, I live with my best friend who I am madly in love with, there is no more snow on the ground, and best of all, the Cubs are in first place. Life is good.

It's nap time now. There is another hockey game tonight so if you don't hear from me, just assume that I was torched in a drunken, sovereign-obsessed, police car-burning riot.

(sorry for the horrible music in this video)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

University? Last time I checked where you came from university was called college and Jewel was called Jewels. Don't sell out your roots bebo, its all you have once the Habs fans burn everything else down

xlounges in orange meshx

ps the cubs may be in 1st place but so are the sox. And Tampa Bay is second in the east without their main dude. Gonna be a sweet season

Bennett said...

Whoa, they have Mr. Sub in canadia?

Bebo said...

The longer I'm away, the more I see the usefulness of differentiating between university and college. Same ish tho...

And yeah we got Mr. Sub up here but it's different. In the states, it's Mr. Submarine, but here it's just Mr. Sub.

Also that Mr. Sub you see in the video is the one Kat and I always get subs from because it's right next to my school and there's this haggard old guy that is always working and he doesn't want your input on what is going to be on your sub. He just throws shit on there and he'll be squeezing sauce all over and and he just mumbles "Oh you want this. This sauce is the BEST ONE. Oh these chips, they are the BEST ONE."

So now Kat and I say 'best one' all of the time and it's moved into our permanent lexicon.

Bennett said...

I wish that haggard old guy would teach Subway how to make sandwiches. They ask way too many questions at subway...just make the damn thing.

I know the difference between university and college but whats useful in saying you go to university vs going to college?

Matt said...

congrats dude, this is coming from an awful fucking student so you know I mean it.

Anonymous said...

bebo you have a blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you moved to canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dave
Send my best to Svengoolie in that shitbox town you call your new home. Its the westside Midlothian. I suggest you move to Maywood, the westside Robbins?
yours in southside eatery,
fat man in overalls